Currently, I am driving cars as a second job. It doesn’t pay well, but my coworkers are interesting and I get to drive automobiles I might never get a chance to drive otherwise.

That Maserati was a sweet ride. Never even turned on the stereo… just listened to that motor hum. Beautiful music.

Plus, I’ve been able to do some accidental research on what kind of car I’d get next. One list for if money was no object, the other a bit more practical.

Yes, I’d get a Saab, for the right price. And I can’t believe anyone would get $20,000 for a 1979 Volkswagen Beetle. Convertible or not. Collectible or not. Am I even prepared for this world?

Nor can I believe anyone would pay money for a Jeep (that’s not a Cherokee) as a daily driver. And don’t get me started on those Toyota Tacoma girl trucks. What a horrible ride on the pavement!

The Jeep Grand Cherokee, on the other hand? Yes, please.

Also, it’s an interesting look back into time capsules. Decisions auto makers made—for right or wrong.

Last week, I drove a 2011 Nissan Armada. A comfortable cross between a minivan and an SUV. Except… there was no way to play my own music.

Looking back at 2011. Smartphones were still relatively new, yet iPods were a decade old. My 2009 Hyundai even offered a USB port tied into the aux of the stereo… although I did need a special dongle that utilized both the USB and the 1/4” aux jack in order to make an Apple device work. But I digress…

This Nissan I was assigned the other day offered some innovations. It was a nice sounding Bose system. Of course, given the era, there was a CD player. There was a DVD slot as well, plus a fold down screen in the back seat for the kiddies.

There was a compact flash slot. That was something I hadn’t seen offered in a car before. Many of them have SD card slots, but CF was… different.

If memory serves, Bluetooth was not yet ready for prime time. I could connect my phone to Bluetooth to make and receive calls, but for music playback? Forget it.

And there was a 1/4” aux jack. Arguably the best way to attach an external device at that time.

“Do you have an aux cord?” I no longer do. Thanks, Apple.

My big surprise was the lack of a USB port. If there was one in the vehicle, I never found it. Kind of surprising.

It’s like, in their effort to be innovative, they backed all of the wrong ponies.

Sony Betamax, anyone?

So, I rode in silence. For ninety minutes. Not really a big deal. Definitely preferable to FM, given the state of modern mass media.

A nice ride, yet one I’d likely pass over unless the Google showed me some modern connections through a stock system I was missing in my brief journey with this vehicle.

I want to hack my brain.

No. That’s not quite it. I’ve been doing that.

Plus, that won’t alleviate the pain. So much pain.

Pain is good, right? It keeps us aware. Thinking less.

Feeling. More. MOAR.

The pain isn’t quite in the brain either. It’s lower. In the neck.

I know what you’re thinking. Haha. Cliché.

Base of the skull, actually, so a li’l higher than the neck. That spot where she’ll swoon if you grip during an embrace.

Yes. That’s the spot.

Hack is the correct word, however. No, not with trending psychology. Avoid this.

With a fucking machete. Just a tap. Then another. Then several. Give it a reason to hurt. And likely discover I’ve passed a point of no return. And made quite a mess.

Eventually, the pain will stop. No? Perhaps she’s right... perhaps I need to get this checked out.

Would anyone notice if I built a guillotine in the courtyard?

Sometimes, the pain feels too close. Like today. Today—I just need to sleep the rest of the day away. Little life hack I learned—sleep on it. It actually works.

Constantinople, Summer 1334. It marched through the streets, the sewers. It left the city by oxcart, by sea, to kill half of Europe. The rats, rustling and squealing in the night as they, too, died. The rats...

It’s pay day. Plus she’s annoyed with me.

It’s a good day to wonder if this is really what I want my life to look like.

She didn’t tell me she wanted me to pick her up for lunch yesterday—until it was too late.

I have my own life. So, I made lunch plans. With a chronically late friend. Lunch was set for 1pm. She showed up at 2. Not really a big deal. Not really.

Today is pay day. My favorite co-dependent doesn’t need me. Maybe it’s not fair to think of it this way, yet as you observe your loved ones, do patterns not emerge?

Last pay day, she celebrated. And subsequently missed a week of work. She spent most of that time with me… that part I enjoy.

She’s not good for herself. Her dreams are not found in the bottom of a bottle of Tito’s. That won’t stop her from looking though.

There are no easy answers. With every sip, she loses the battle to addiction. Yet she’s far from rock bottom. She doesn’t care. About me. About herself. About her daughter. This war is just beginning.

Her folks solution isn’t sustainable. Treating her like a child: curfew, no car, living free at home, no responsibilities. A life I’d love.

Is this a life I want? Dating like we’re in high school? Picking her up… sometimes sneaking her out of the house? Dodging communication from her parents when she misses curfew?

Do I want to balance respecting her privacy with assuring her folks that she’s safe and with me? This, I’d do anyway. I will be her sanctuary. If only I can accomplish this without becoming her gateway to poor decisions.

I don’t want her to use me to get high. Except maybe on life. And sex.

But, for now, she’s incommunicado. She wants me to have my own life, as long as it doesn’t interfere with hers. More nonsense. Is this acceptable? Is this what I want my life to look like?

I have grown so fond of her. Perhaps too fond of her. Rose colored glasses. Each day, I learn more about the power I have over her. And the power she has over me. We are both broken. And we are both healing.

It’s a journey. And a worthwhile one. Whether we end up traveling together, or not.

No, this is not what I want my life to look like. I want her in it, but she has some work to do. Work she may not be willing to do—in which case, I will love her no less, but I’ll have to exercise restraint in coming to her aid. Especially when coming to her “aid” involves a bottle.

Ugh. I hate it here.

Memento mori. What if this is the last year of my life? What if I’m not immortal as I feared?

A co-worker learned yesterday that he has lung cancer. My mom succumbed to lung cancer. She continued about six months after receiving that diagnosis.

I know what she did at the end. Living life with death stalking her, just a few steps behind. And now I’m curious what he will do? Will he do anything different?

Me? I’d cash out the savings. All of it. I’d disappear. I’d invite Clarissa and her daughter to join me—although they probably wouldn’t. And I’d make arrangements to control the ending. To cease any unnecessary prolongation of life before the question is asked.

The world has endless fascination with holding us here—on this plane—far beyond our comfort. Our usefulness. Our happiness. All because they are selfish and don’t want to let go. And they need our tax dollars.

I will go wherever it takes to avoid that nonsense. And make the necessary arrangements.

And then I will live. Fully. Intentionally. I will tour Mexico. And Central and South Americas. Befriending all of those lovely latinas I meet along the way. Perhaps dying at the hand of a jealous drug lord. Why not?

Am I living intentionally now? Fully? If not, why not?

It’s funny how money is a factor when we don’t know how long we are going to live. It has to stretch. Am I truly immortal? That will require a colossal sum of money… a skill I have yet to acquire.

No, currently I have enough money to die in six months. Maybe a year. Maybe.

Is this really what I want my life to look like?

She is not the only one who has work to do. Clearly.

What i'm listening to:

Regret
New Order
Republic

It’s storming. It’s been a while.

5am just hits different. It’s not like they write songs about 5am... except maybe Cliff Richard, but only after he was walking all night.

I recall my immortality. I remember seeing 5am on a regular basis. I was far from here. Northern Wisconsin. The woods. Nature sounds. Sights. Smells. The out.

Hell, I was frequently already exploring the out by 5am. Bears be damned.

Some days I miss it. Today is one of them. I wonder if I could return...

Can back be a way forward?

After all, here I have little interest in going into the out. The sounds. Sights. Smells. The sirens. The “song of my people.” No, thank you.

Yet, I’m stalled. Again. Stagnant. I can smell it. Like rotten vegetables. I’m hungry, again. Unable to find something to eat.

Except her. She’s stalled. She knows nothing else, so I cannot take her with me. However, I must go.

I realize today was the day. My scheduled departure. Things happened, so I am still here. For the time being, anyway. I’ve made it too easy for her. To stagnate. Because she consumes me. The sounds. Sights. Smells. My taco. My tasty snack.

Unlike the others, we can never return to strangers. We know each other intimately. Inside. And out. We have taught each other so, so much. Yet, I must go.

I must find something to eat. Even if it is not as sweet.

Perhaps, one day, I will return. If only, to pick her up. To take her with me. If only, one day, she will awaken. Awaken from society’s slumber.

But first, I must awaken. It is bad to hold myself back. To not grow. Simply because she is not ready. She is afraid.

Afraid I will show her the world. Inside. And out.

Okay, 5am. Let’s do this. Show me what you’ve got.

What i'm listening to:

Dreamin’
Cliff Richard
I’m No Hero

As humans, why are we so coy?

Are we not still animals? Why are we the only animal who will—even has the capability—of talking ourselves out of sex?

Weird, huh?

Were I currently capable of finishing a book, I’d likely discover that it’s part of natural selection. And ensuring that selection is sound. A good return on investment. Yeah, maybe that’s it.

Society, civilization, and the world are moving at a crazy speed. Information that used to prove __ is now better at misleading. Enter social media and the fact that anyone can spout an opinion which goes “viral” and becomes some new “truth.”

Interesting.

Plus, biology’s definition of success and society’s definition of success diverged long ago, much to the chagrin of the old white guys who’ve been running the world for so long.

Society’s success makes us soft. Comfortable. With no reason to endure. Perhaps this is why I seek the will to live inside her. But I digress.

Biology has long favored endurance. Survival. A deer with the impulse to pause before crossing the unnaturally hard surface has a far better chance of creating offspring than one that scarcely notices the ground surface changed while walking. Curiosity wins the day.

Polite society taught me that it’s bad form to ask too many questions. “Don’t be nosy.” “It’s none of your business.” These ideas become indoctrinated in us. Children are meant to be seen, and not heard.

Several of us, learn to question this idea. So we learn curiosity again. I wonder, if this curiosity is the same innate curiosity we are born with, or if it is somehow different. Something curated. Created. A mashup of biological curiosity and polite society’s curiosity.

And it is apparent that some of us are better at letting go and connecting without thinking than others. This must be the biological curiosity coming through.

Society tells us to plan. Prepare. “Choose wisely.” So, a Mexican girl who is curious and attracted and eager and willing finds her mind inundated by the crippling self-talk. Ageism is real. Racism is real. We create preferences. We steer toward comfort.

Yet that biological craving is real. She is drawn to this old, white guy. She has yet to have truly mind-blowing sex. He can see it in how she walks. She is hesitant to disrobe for yet another night of disappointment, yet her body is curious. His touch tends to feel incredible—taking her places she’s never been before.

That look in her eyes. Amazement. The instant softening of her features. He’s just shown her something about her own body. Orgasmic. She collapses onto him. Spent.

We think so much, we have no idea what we’re capable of. Everything we are lies in the unknown. All we need to do is let go.

And before you know it… splash.

How do we let go? Unlearn what society has taught us and listen to our biology again?

In the moment, she is grateful she followed her impulse. She will never forget him.

Yet orgasm is not a permanent state—a blessing and a curse. Eventually we have to get dressed and return to “real life.”

Polite society demands it. Our bill collectors demand it. Our jobs demand it.

How do you obtain a doctor’s note—which your job is demanding—after spending a week in bed drenching the sheets?

No wonder we lose touch with our feelings? We lack balance—at least in the western world. Society dictates we must bury the mind-blowing—the taboo—in shame. The desire to spend a week off work gets buried in guilt. Yet this is our biology.

No matter how much we think we can think ourselves out of acting without thinking, all we are doing is thinking ourselves out of sex and into extinction.

We just need to begin by speaking our curiosity. Our desires. Our expectations. That’s all. Can we?

Interesting.

When a woman truly loves you, she fixes what could cost her you. Attitude. Tone. Habits. She pays attention.

She studies what bothers you. Not to argue, but to adjust. Not forced. Not begged. Chosen.

But when she doesn’t care, you’ll hear, “That’s just how I am.” No effort. No correction. Just excuses.

You’re not that important. If you were, she’d move different.

A woman in love adapts. A woman keeping you around doesn’t.

Love makes her aware. Ego makes her rigid. One keeps you. The other tests how much you’ll tolerate.

You’ll never have to convince a woman who’s afraid to lose you. She’ll already be moving right.

A man doesn’t beg for change. He watches behavior and decides. Because real interest shows up in actions, not words.

Say, say, say what you want but don’t play games with my affection
Take, take, take what you need but don’t leave me with no direction

All alone I sit home by the phone waiting for you baby (baby)
Through the years how can you stand to hear my pleading for you dear?

You know I’m crying, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Yeah

Now go, go, go where you want but don’t leave me here forever
You, you, you stay away so long, girl, I see you never

You never ever worry and you never shed a tear
You’re saying that my love ain’t real

Just look at my face, these tears ain’t drying

You, you, you can never say that I’m not the one who really loves you
I pray, pray, pray every day that you’ll see things, girl, like I do

What can I do, girl, to get through to you
‘Cause I love you (love you) baby (baby)

Standing here baptized in all my tears, baby through the years
You know I’m crying

Looking through the lens of today’s pop psychology lingo, this girl’s an avoidant. Ask how I know...

What i'm listening to:

Say Say Say
Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson
Pipes of Peace

Sometimes starting over looks like a mattress—albeit, a made mattress, complete with all of the trimmings—on the floor.

No box spring. No frame. At some point, those will be nice. Some decisions need to be made first. There’s a cool floating bed frame on the Amazon I’m eyeing...

My best friend looked at me, incredulously, after I told him that she and I spent 72 hours in bed. Wearing nothing.

He looks right into my eyes. “Do you really want to be with a woman who sleeps with a guy who has a mattress on the floor? And stays? For three days?”

Wait. I AM that guy. And yes. I want her. Here. Every. Night. Bed frame or no.

I can’t believe we’re even having this discussion. Am I supposed to postpone dating, fucking, et al, until I get my life together enough to get a bed frame?

Hell, maybe I am doing this life thing... wrong. Because I am... minimal. Because I don’t want... stuff. I don’t want anything that won’t fit in the car when it’s time to eject.

That day may be closer than I think. I still want her here though.

She wants more, yes. So do I. Yet, she doesn’t judge me because my apartment is... sparse. At least it’s quiet. No one can hear what we do. We can’t hear what others do.

Do I fear losing her to someone who can offer her... more? Maybe. I’m not naïve enough to believe that all we need is love.

She is drawn to excitement. And drama. My life currently lacks excitement. And always lacks drama.

Yet, she loves the “experience” I offer her. Is she susceptible to the experience another may offer her? Of course. She is my butterfly. I will enjoy her while she is present.

Attended a comedy show last night. Had a good time. There’s some great comics out there! And some… less great comics.

Next thing I know, ideas are flowing for my own bit. Brainstorm active. These are good! Sister agrees.

Let them marinate overnight. This morning they improve as I shower. As I drive to work.

Finally, the opportunity arises to get them down… open up the laptop.

To a browser tab. Nearest Jack in the Box. No longer in the area. Now over two hundred miles away. I was curious, because there was no longer one where I drove by a few days ago.

Switch to my writing app to jot down the idea.

What idea?

Gone. Nothing. Fuck.

…

Fuck.

Now, I’ve been sitting here for thirty minutes staring at the blank page. I recall something I wanted to add to my bit back in November that somehow isn’t in my notes… so it’s added now.

Last night? Still an utter blank.

Fuck.

Why are we like this? Brain dump. Absolute.

So, now what? Do I continue to stare at the blank page? Strive to recall last night? State of mind? Do I free write what’s running through my head in its absence, which results in a piece of writing no one else will read?

Relax? These things return when we least expect it, right? How to relax though?

And what system can I put into place to ensure this doesn’t recur? Do I need to employ voice notes? Start the laptop from a fresh state so there are no distractions when I open it up? Time to carry a notebook so I can jot ideas down?

Fuck. Still nothing. I don’t know…

And I don’t know what I don’t know. Full circle. From adept to inept.

Hmmm… that’s clever. Maybe that can be used for something. But it’s still not the brilliant bit I had in mind last night and this morning.

Maybe a nap will help. Why can I recall last night’s dreams? That never happens. Anything to take the place of my own brilliance, I suppose.

Fuck. No wonder I lack self-esteem. I excel at hiding my best stuff from myself.

…

Fuck. And here comes the headache. From the strain, I suppose.