My privacy policy is simple. I don’t care who you are. I don’t think about you at all. Except you. Hi.

Seriously, there’s nothing to sign up for. I don’t even want to deal with comments. There may be a stupid li’l Clustermaps link on many pages, only because I’m fascinated that I’m a big hit in Singapore, although I cannot possibly fathom why.

I think the server is logging IPs. I don’t do anything with those either. But if an IP causes problems, it will likely get banned on as many levels as possible. Maybe even an entire county. Or continent. Please don’t bother me. I am the only one who’ll see your links for knock-off Gucci handbags, and I’m not going to follow them either.

Want to set me up for a night with a hot, blonde Instagram model from LA? Now you’ve got my attention.

Otherwise, I write this for me. If you like it? Great! Leave a tip.

If you don’t? Great! Leave a tip.

Otherwise, you mind your business, I’ll mind mine. I’ll continue to share my randomness, and you can enjoy, or not. I really don’t care.