My hobby: Walk up beside someone and say, “All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die.”

My, the looks I get. Mostly, WTF looks. And a lot of confusion.

Is this funny? I think it’s hilarious. Apparently, I am the only one. Even friends who have heard of Sheryl Crow, and are familiar with the song, give a blank stare.

Yet, the sentiment is true.

Sigh. All I want to do is have a little fun before I die…

What i'm listening to:

All I Wanna Do
Sheryl Crow
Tuesday Night Music Club

We did it. We saved the daylight.

While you cherish the saved sunlight, I’ll be painting my windows black.

... if she hasn‘t kicked you out of her streaming services?

The worst thing about Thanksgiving is that my autocorrect will replace “thanks” with “thanksgiving” until May.

What i'm listening to:

Misled
Kool & the Gang
Emergency

I don’t want to talk to you anymore either. Bye.

It is true that her scent has faded, so perhaps the event is merely symbolic.

Yet, today, I was sad as I washed my beard.

Some mornings, it’s simply a treat to wake up...

With a firm...

Hot dog...

In between her buns.

If you like her—and I do, like her—there is really only one guideline before hitting “Send.”

Will it make her smile?

Okay. Hit “Send.”

Today’s thought: is Wordle utter agony for those who can’t spell?

Then again, I feel that way about fantasy football…