Tuesday, June 30, 2026, 8:36 am

Yes, people really are that stupid

Do you realize that what you call “democracy” is corrupted in the instant you say, “This person isn’t as bad as that person.”

Anyone worthy of leading us, doesn’t want the job, or is too busy taking care of things that actually matter. So, whatever you think you’re accomplishing continues to disappoint you.

“Democracy basically means: Government by the people, of the people, for the people.... but the people are retarded.” Osho

Friday, April 24, 2026, 8:24 am

Nobody gets my jokes

My hobby: Walk up beside someone and say, “All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die.”

My, the looks I get. Mostly, WTF looks. And a lot of confusion.

Is this funny? I think it’s hilarious. Apparently, I am the only one. Even friends who have heard of Sheryl Crow, and are familiar with the song, give a blank stare.

Yet, the sentiment is true.

Sigh. All I want to do is have a little fun before I die…

What i'm listening to:
Tuesday Night Music Club All I Wanna Do
Sheryl Crow
Tuesday Night Music Club

Sunday, March 8, 2026, 7:14 am

We did it

We did it. We saved the daylight.

While you cherish the saved sunlight, I’ll be painting my windows black.

Friday, January 23, 2026, 5:11 am

Is the relationship really over...

... if she hasn‘t kicked you out of her streaming services?

Friday, November 28, 2025, 10:12 am

iPhone woes

The worst thing about Thanksgiving is that my autocorrect will replace “thanks” with “thanksgiving” until May.

What i'm listening to:
Emergency Misled
Kool & the Gang
Emergency

Wednesday, September 17, 2025, 10:58 am

Okay, you win

I don’t want to talk to you anymore either. Bye.

Friday, May 31, 2024, 10:24 am

Melancholy

It is true that her scent has faded, so perhaps the event is merely symbolic.

Yet, today, I was sad as I washed my beard.

Tuesday, January 30, 2024, 7:21 pm

Magnificent wiener

Some mornings, it’s simply a treat to wake up...

With a firm...

Hot dog...

In between her buns.

Wednesday, May 3, 2023, 8:33 am

The guideline

If you like her—and I do, like her—there is really only one guideline before hitting “Send.”

Will it make her smile?

Okay. Hit “Send.”

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