Today is another birthday.

No, not mine... the birthday of a loved one.

She’s no longer interested in celebrating either.

Imagine, celebrating the day all of your troubles started.

Yeah, it’s kind of like that. Yet, I’m okay with not making it to the next one. Unlike most people. At least in my observations.

So many are afraid to live. And afraid to die. Even those nearing the finish line.

Me? Memento Mori. Bring it on.

I have few regrets. I am still satisfied if I die without ever setting foot in Alabama or Tennessee. If I never taste another pancake with maple syrup. Even, if I never find myself inside another Moldovan beauty.

Although, the latter I’d love to experience. She may be the one that keeps me going.

I don’t need to mark, nor celebrate, trips around the sun to achieve that goal.

Anyway, happy birthday, beautiful. We won’t celebrate, yet I will manage to get you a couple of small tokens I picked up.

My father could fix anything. A true tinkerer. Perhaps that’s where I get it from.

When that old stereo failed to belt out the arena rock at a suitable volume, he loved taking the panel off and diving right in. He taught me how to solder. How to clean components. And sometimes he made it up as he went along. Occasionally there was a piece or two left over—and in a drawer. But whatever he fixed worked!

Yet, I don’t ever recall him building anything. Rebuild, yes. I remember how much he loved restoring that ’49 Chevy pickup. And the ’71. He loved his Chevrolets made with real steel.

Admittedly, I wasn’t around much. Maybe he did light construction I was unaware of. Framed a wall. Finished a room. I vaguely recall he wasn’t a fan of swinging a hammer—or at least smashing a thumb. Wait, that could’ve been me…

Imagine how blown away I was as a child, when I saw someone actually use graph paper to sketch out a room. A house. With numbers and calculations and everything. And then build that internal wall. And stand it up. And it actually fits.

Truly building!

So many power tools. And he taught me how to use them. Safely.

Because he loves all of his fingers and toes too. His brother had one finger missing from an accident. And no teeth. But I digress.

I recall building the house they still live in as money permitted. There was no real hurry—that drafty trailer house his grandmother left him provided some shelter. It was a truly glorious day when we moved into that new construction.

And how well constructed it was. I may never know how much of that was by design. Versus by accident.

Not drafty at all. In fact, the entire house made a “Woosh” sound whenever a door—or window—opened. A change in air pressure. Not the most desirable quality when I or my little sister, with our simmering teenage hormones, decided to be sneaky fuckers and slip out of the house, unnoticed, only to find we were locked out upon our return.

Certainly, worse punishment than coming home with a light on… yet, the point is how well constructed something only a handful of people can build.

I’m no longer a child. Yet, I was truly a li’l shit during the time in my life when I was asked to help work on the house. That and gardening. And hunting for fresh meat. The little things that’d be nice to know for… survival.

No, but I can probably fix that seven foot long console stereo that no longer works. Or that jukebox that plays 45’s… even if those are getting hard to find. Hell, I can probably get that ancient iPod buried in your desk working. My 20-year-old one has had parts… replaced.

Perhaps, learning to fix things and make them last… forever… attributes to my sense of scarcity. But I digress again.

Currently, I am faced with an opportunity. A truly new direction. Project management for a physical project. Running a staff/household where there will be gardening. And light construction. Work hard. Play hard. And plenty of time to watch my own dreams unfold.

And I’m terrified. Even if I fantasize about building my own place one day. And lament not having paid attention. At least I can read a blueprint. And understand why certain components are placed where they are, demands from the physical world. Plus, this opportunity will require me to let go of my judgments. And to see the abundance in the universe. And to build something tangible. Not just ghosts in the machine. All good things!

And maybe, just maybe, I’ll learn to build something. And discover abundance along the way. And leave something behind that can’t just be deleted with a keystroke or a click.

My best ideas appear to come from three places: windshield therapy, the shower, or first thing in the morning.

So, why am I not writing? I have things to write. I have plenty to say. I even have an audience now—who looks forward to everything I write.

And a few who pick it apart.

Tell me I haven’t arrived.

Okay, I haven’t been on many drives. Granted, I had some brilliant ideas while flying from Houston to Minneapolis, and even more on the drive home from the Twin Cities. Yet, while driving, I am lucky to make notes in a file on my phone. No cohesion. Simply random thoughts. Yes, some are brilliant. Yes, some are shit.

Yet, my mind is in a truly different place when I look at them later. Immobile. With things to do. More on things to do in a minute.

And since that trip, I am not traveling. Nor driving. I will go. Tuesday. Possibly Monday, but defintely Tuesday.

Then, there are the mornings. As I have been examining my behavior, finding grace, and exploring my own shadows, I have taken advantage of the mornings being my best time. Yet, shadow work is… exhausting. And requires a nap. Occasionally a day drink, but I find I am drinking less and feeling more. A good thing, no?

Writers never refuse a drink, so time will tell.

So, what about the shower?

I am back on my press-up regimen. And salad and sadness™. And I find I am trending European. Conserving water. Showering less.

It’s not like I have a gland problem. I don’t stink.

And while I’m incredibly fond of a girl (or three), she doesn’t see me—nor smell me—enough for this to be the slightest concern.

Here I sit. Supporting bad habits. Social media again. And movies. And music.

Air Force One is better than I remembered. And I cannot get enough of Johannes Brahmes. And Kim Carnes.

Yet, all of these experiences have value. Even the distractions from the notifications on my iPhone. Even, if only to remind me I need to limit the distractions from the notifications on my iPhone.

Then, I recall another song from a dream (I cannot be the only one, can I?). “One,” by Three Dog Night. Actually a cover, from Harry Nilsson. Which version do you recall?

There are so many distractions. And I’m failing to get the work done. However, I am losing weight and getting my press-ups in daily. And I continue collecting notes. For the eulogy. For the novel. For the job application.

Yet, can they stay unorganized… forever?

Of course, they can. At least until I finish the Whitney Houston biopic.

I never really knew how to love. So it didn’t matter when I did fall in love... and it always failed for one reason or another. No one’s fault, really, for they’re all incredible girls. And I... I am still learning love.

And today, I am fully aware that I am ready to love.

What i'm listening to:

Last Night on Earth
Ava Max
Diamonds & Dancefloors

Reading has slowed as writing has increased. However, I did manage to consume a handful of tomes over the last months.

For posterity:

1. The Institute - Stephen King
2. Women - Charles Bukowski
3. Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships - Christopher Ryan & Cacilda Jetha
4. Love Songs of a Mad Scientist - Jerry Oltion
5. Hardwiring Happiness - Rick Hanson
6. The Way of a Seducer - Hans Comyn
7. Little by Little - Taj Arora
8. Fairy Tale - Stephen King
9. Stumbling on Happiness - Daniel Gilbert
10. Spontaneous - Aaron Starmer
11. Men Without Women - Haruki Murakami
12. Lessons in Chemistry - Bonnie Garmus
13. Breaking the Habit of Being Yourself - Dr. Joe Dispenza
14. Divergent - Veronica Roth

A downside of living in the north woods of Wisconsin, is the lack of commerce centers. We have small markets with a decent selection, yet our options are quite limited.

As such, it’s not unusual to drive an hour away—and make a day of it. Dining, shopping, and enjoy being away from the usual.

Today, I stopped in an Asian fusion restaurant for a late lunch. The food is outstanding, and, of course, the girls that work there are incredible.

Susan remembered me from my last visit in September. Some playful scolding took place, because I haven’t been to see her, and she hasn’t traveled to see me either. Which led to talking about life and plans and what’s been going on.

Then, she asked if I was going home tonight.

These shifts are so subtle. Many of you know, I’m working on leaning into chaos and not sticking like glue to THE PLAN—whatever that means.

“Not if I have a place to stay the night.”

So subtle. Conveys desire. And awareness. And leaves nothing to chance. I need to abandon THE PLAN more often and experience what life has to offer… these are the invitations I’ve missed in my life!

She gets off work in an hour.

This morning, my friends did something that shined a headlight right in my face—and revealed (yet) another struggle I face in my journey.

I awoke to a barrage of unsolicited calls and texts telling me about cars available in the area, and they’d love to show them to me. At first, I was terrified… dozens of car dealers have my number. And my name. And my travel patterns… where I live, and where I primarily visit. Like, where did the algorithm break down? Facebook is deactivated, Instagram and Snap both have a Google Voice number. Has my phone been listening when I tell people about my car surpassing 318,000 miles (which happened yesterday)? Talk about a head scratcher…

Suddenly, I’ve lost control of my phone number. And I don’t like it.

Academically, I understand EASE. Apparently, practice is another story. This reveal began last month at the conference, but now I see I need to dig deeper. This thing has roots. I am addicted to control. And somewhere along the way I developed an aversion to notifications—I detest them.

Today, I finally asked myself, “Why?” And that there is a lesson here:

1. Have I really become so humorless? After all, it is pretty funny—and I do profess to embrace chaos… but…
   
   
2. Seventeen years ago TODAY (uncanny, isn’t it?) I got this cell phone number. And never have I ever entered this phone number on the internet, or mail order, or on a form. Nothing. Clearly, a control issue. And, to be honest, I’ve always had a sense of satisfaction being a ghost.
   
   
3. The practical joke reminded me of a song—some of you may be familiar—“Sweet Surrender” by Bread. It’s a beautiful song, and every time I hear it, I long to feel like that. But, I don’t. know. how to. let. go. For whatever reason, I never have. Even in my youth, or while drinking or partying. I’ll pass out/fall asleep before I’ll release control. There’s no ease—no chaos—in my life. Or, at least, that seems to be my modus operandi.
   
   

The timing is serendipitous. Maybe it’s not too late to learn to surrender. Maybe this is why I’m called to this journey. Suddenly, I recall the surrender in every delightful interaction I witness. Suddenly, I realize… I really do have good friends. Suddenly, I realize (at least part of) the reason I am missing out.

What i'm listening to:

Sweet Surrender
Bread
Guitar Man

Ugh. When did pancakes start tasting like… regret?

Seriously, I can eat all of the chili peppers, with little to no consequence, but pancakes? Apparently, not anymore.

Like morning wood and blueberry muffins.

This morning, I awoke with a god-like erection. This, in itself, is not unusual, except today it was.

For some reason, he was about twice the size as usual. Veins popping out to provide someone some extra pleasure. Hell, he didn’t even fit in my hand.

Classic porno dick.

Lately, mornings like this are my last remaining connections to my desires. Why is this? Are my head and heart so disconnected (I almost used “detached,” ouch!) from my cock?

And I still recall the dream. Entering the summer cabin in the woods, discovering a brown-skinned, brown-eyed beauty tidying up… someone I was not expecting. Apparently the cabin is double-booked, and we will be roommates. Her three children are playing about the cabin. Her husband and brother-in-law asleep in nap land.

Yet, she is trouble. The chemistry is… explosive. And her skin, so, so soft. And her tits, absolutely, incredibly, firm and round. Everyone else in the cabin fades into the background.

And then they’re gone. Just gone.

Oh, the unjudging beauty of dreams!

No wonder, I awoke with a kickstand. Now, I only need to find a new, tasty snack to keep on speed dial for these mornings…

Without getting caught in the minutiae of real life and relationships. Perhaps, if you’re not swept away by sharing your desires, it’s already too late and not meant to be.

I was thinkin’ of shootin’ my dick off. It’s caused me nothin’ but trouble my whole life… It don’t work half the time anyway.

Well, I wouldn’t be the one to know about that. But, it’s a small target and if you miss, you’re going to ruin our new hot tub.

While I really do have a magnificent penis, and love to share him with those who have none, and that quote still makes me snort, sadly, he hasn’t been the source of trouble in my life.

He’s magnificent. He’s misunderstood. Sometimes he’s unfortunate. Yet, there are days he charms the ladies better than I do.

Hell, I think he always charms the ladies better than I do. If I were better, he’d see a lot more action.

He genuinely aims to please (pun accidental). My mind still hears the voice of my dead, religious grandmother telling me girls want nice guys and shielding me from anything remotely desirous or sexual.

Again, how can one reconnect with his sex drive… before it really is too late? Before he ruins yet another relationship with a sterile, boring, friendship…

A man showing confidence and conviction have the same effect on a woman, as a woman showing her breasts has on a man.

This quote is often referred to in my world, yet the source (or exact phrasing) escapes me. Yet, I believe it to be true.

There was a time, not long ago, where I was awash in a sea of titties. All I had to do was ask, and most women were more than happy to oblige.

She’d smile, say “okay,” then lead me by the hand to a corner of the bar. And she’d pull down (or up, whichever was most convenient) her top and reveal Shangri-La for a few seconds. Or minutes. Or a touch. Or several.

I’ll get hard, she’ll get wet. The god-like erection vs. the tsunami. Truly male against female. Electric.