I never said I was smart.

I’m not like other men. I don’t play games.

However, I am sometimes a dumb shit. I will say the wrong things. I will do the wrong thing while I’m trying to figure my life out.

That is what I am trying to do. Figure my life out. Find happiness.

Just like you.

So, please, tell me if I fuck it up.

Don’t ghost. Don’t run to other people. Don’t shut down.

Just tell me.

I don’t bite.

Unless you want me to.

What i'm listening to:

Suzanne
Journey
Raised on Radio

Yes, Miss A... I know you love me. And I've grown quite fond of you. However there are a couple of things you should keep in mind:

1. Call me. Seriously, I have far too many women in my life to make time for a flaky bitch who "forgets" to call. If you're not going to call, fine... just don't waste my time by promising you will! Just sayin'!
2. Just an FYI... I am NOT going to sleep with you if you are sloppy ass drunk. It's not fair to either of us, because I'm magnificent and I want to create an experience with you where you will find unequaled pleasure. I'm sure there are thousands of men who will take you home and pound you senseless... but if you want a fucking awesome experience (pun intended), just keep it to a couple of drinks.

You won't regret it!