Capricorn season has arrived. Time to shine!

There’s a reason we’re the GOAT, after all.

So, I’ve had a casual interest in star signs, yet never really a deep dive. However, since I’ve been seeing a Scorpio who’s a true believer... well, the algorithm has caught on to that and I’ve learned more about horoscopes than I ever could have imagined. For better... or for worse.

And somehow, this affirms that we’re a really good fit. Not just physically.

That, and our birthdays are next to each other on the commonality list. I’m № 282, she’s № 283... an uncommon miracle.

Enough nonsense for today. Make way!