The internet has practically become a utility.

Even moreso. Who imagined you could eventually order a girlfriend the way you’d order your groceries... or a pizza?

We hardly even have to leave our homes—to work, to play, anything!

We can use it to prove we’re at the gym. Technically, we don’t even have to work out.

We’re almost to peak laziness.

However, it hasn’t truly arrived until I can deposit this mountain of cash into the bank without leaving the comfort of my couch.

In other news, I suppose I should open a local brick and mortar bank account this week.