If you use more than three pieces of tape, you’re doing it wrong.

I may not be a star, but over the last week I became aware I am a planet.

Beauty naturally orbits around me. Specifically, beautiful girls.

Yet, I am aware of this. A planet is not aware of it’s orbiters… or is it?

What i'm listening to:

Obsession
Animotion
Animotion

Last night, I shook hands with my class president from high school.

He had no idea who I was.

Which amused me. It still amuses me.

I don’t know if this is a testament to how invisible I was in high school… or if I look THAT different.