Monday, February 26, 2007, 9:12 am

Setting a high bar...

Friday night, i went out after the performance with the theater group. It was a good time, great conversation, and some awesome shrimp with some wonderful people at Hooters.

I was really glad i went... especially since i wasn't feeling too spiffy yet, and had second thoughts en route.

Anyway, one of the points of the conversation was the myth concerning women who can achieve an orgasm through only nipple stimulation.

It was quickly debunked. One of the ladies at the table said she knows someone who is so blessed. I had to agree, because i've dated someone with that gift... two someones actually (although i don't know if the second qualifies as "dating").

"Keri," the youngest of the group stated that 3% of women are capable of achieving an orgasm that way. I'm not sure where she gets her information, but it seems i've seen that figure before.

"Jeremy," who'd brought up the myth, then had to ask where to find these women. While i could have answered that question, that wouldn't have been appropriate.

Anyway, it did make me realize that dating such a young lady has set an incredibly high bar for all future women in my life. Why? Because those few nights with her were so incredible! It's just amazing knowing that she's so into you and getting such pleasure out of your company.

Absolutely amazing!

But, if Keri is right and only three percent of the female population is capable... well, i suppose i have my work cut out for me, don't i? =^)

Then again, maybe those other guys just aren't doing it right!

It also turned out to be a bad night to forget the camera phone. Our director's birthday was last week, so the Hooters girls put her up on a stool and did one of their birthday routines that can be delightfully humiliating.

And, later on, several of the girls were demonstrating their talents riding the "rodeo stools." Trust me, you'd have to see it to believe it!

What i'm listening to:
Back to Black Love Is a Losing Game
Amy Winehouse
Back to Black
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