Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

It is critical that you engage in a night of torrid passion, preferably sooner than later.

No room or setting is safe: the bed, the couch, the kitchen counter, the bathroom floor, the car, the dance floor at the club... any and all will be acceptable.

You are ready for this. Now go out and find that lucky girl and give her a night she'll never forget! =^)

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Unsuccessfully Coping With...
Type O Negative
Slow, Deep and Hard