One of the biggest tragedies of the last thirty years, is the decision not to release Tia Carrere’s cover of “Touch Me” by Private Life performed in Wayne’s World.

Seriously, what can we do to make this happen?

What i'm listening to:

Touch Me
Private Life
Private Life

Men and women are just different.

There, I’ve said it. And I meant it.

Sorry for everyone who hates being a girl and wants to be a boy. Or an it. Sorry, because I’m not sorry.

One test. Men think in boxes. Compartments.

And, believe it or not, one of those boxes is totally empty.

So, when a man is sitting there, and says he’s thinking about... nothing, he means it.

His mind is blank. Resting.

Women are incapable of thinking about... nothing. If she says she’s thinking about... nothing?

Look out. She’s pissed and about to rock your world.

And no, she can’t help it. Even if she identifies as a man.